Flight Status

"Are we there yet?" takes

on a whole new importance 

when asked by full breasts.

Back of the Bus

Pumping in a stall

Made me miss a flight upgrade.

So long, business class.

Security Line

"It's breast milk" I shout.

Nearby businessmen turn red.

Thank you TSA!

Leaving on a business trip

Tearful, miss my kids.

Pumping in the airport john.

Why do I do this?